I hate when someone complains about something and doesn’t do anything about it. Even after you give them some possibilities. I have one word for these kind of people. Idiots. Someone bullying you? Stand up for your fucking ass. Don’t just tell me you are fucking stronger than me because you stand the bullying. I was bullied, wanna know what I did? I showed them my awesomeness. Guess who is the comedian of the class? Not me, I’m more like the side jokester. I know I’m being vain, but that is what I did.

People who complain about how much their life sucks, that really gets under my skin. I don’t mean the people who actually have it bad. I mean the Facebook bitches that are always like, “I’m tired of life.” Someone asks them why, “my iPod broke.” These people deserve an extra-large clown shoe in the anus. I’m sorry, but I’ve been suicidal twice, my life fucked my so hard that I became someone else completely and I have never once complained, especially over Facebook.

People who are told repeatedly that they are hopeless at something yet they continue to do it, on the internet. I love playing guitar, I’m absolutely shit, so I only force my family and neighbours to suffer my ‘skills’. What irks me is when they then complain about being bullied yet refuse to take down the video. Someone, give me an axe!

But what really makes me want to castrate people with rusty spoons is when they insult you for being yourself. “You’re mean!” No I’m honest. “You emo faggot, stop listening to this gay music.” If Black Veil Brides and Three Days Grace are gay what is Justin Bieber? “Why do you always wear black, it’s so depressing!?!?!” Get away from me orange!! I’m allergic!!!

I could go on forever with this post, but I wont, I do have a life you know!


How I look at things.

How I look at things.

Because why should I be kind to the people I want to kill? Just give me a hammer and I’m set.

Humans of today

I diet. People say I don’t have to because I’m skinny. I agree I don’t have to, but I if I don’t I will keep gaining weight and eventually become overweight. When I tell them this, the keep arguing with me that I won’t gain weight. “Bitch, I already did,” I say to them. “No you didn’t, you’re so skinny.” At that point I just want to high-five them, in the face, with a fucking chair. Let me do what I fucking want.

Also, they get mad at you for saying that Justin Bieber is shit. His music has no meaning what so ever. I never said I hate Justin Bieber, he is probably an alright guy but his music makes me want to barf. It’s the same with One Direction. I choose what I like and what I don’t, please don’t try to make me change my mind. You are an idiot if you do not let me have the freedom of choice. Pretty sure that is one of my rights.

But what gets me the most is that everyone judges you for your appearance. Will you please pass me that eye liner? Thanks. *Stabs orange girls in the eyes with eyeliner* How is being orange acceptable, but having thick ’emo’ eyeliner not? Or how is wearing shorts in which your ass is visible to the world more acceptable than wearing black shirts and ripped jeans with biker boots and a leather jacket? The world may never know.

Basically most people today are stupid, there is a 70% chance that I consider you stupid. If I do, please, do be offended.


Honesty is the way to go? Sure, if you want to be hated by a lot of people. This is why I tell the truth, I do not care if you hate me or not. You annoy me, I tell you, to your face, to get the fuck away from me because your idiocy annoys me. Am I sorry? No. It’s your fault for being stupid.

What really entertains me is when those idiots try to insult you. This is the freshest one I got, “You lie too,” bitch, I lie for reasons. Like, I don’t know, to keep secrets. I could be a secret government spy for all you know (I’m not, or am I?), would you want me to tell you the truth then and put your life at risk? Didn’t think so.

So the question is, is honesty always the best way? My answer is no, try to tell the truth as much as you can, but don’t give away secrets. Don’t listen to your parents, they mean always tell them the truth, lie your face off to save your ass.